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George and Jerry speculate on what the tractor story may be, George thinks she may have lost her thumbs in an accident and that her big toes are grafted on in their place. [1] In this episode, George and Susan break the news about the cabin burning down to Susan's parents, but the tension over this revelation is soon eclipsed by the content of letters from John Cheever found in the ruins of the cabin. Mickey: Sorry buddy, this is the "Hamlet" of diseases. newspaper in front of the door across from Elaine's. Ursaline Bryant Dr. Wexler George: I can't just leave. The Stake Out 23m After recently breaking up with Elaine, Jerry meets a woman at a party but only learns where she works, leading him to stake out her office. Sophie verifies you can get venereal disease from a tractor Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! " The Burning " is the sixteenth episode of the ninth and final season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, [1] and the 172nd episode overall. It's me. Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. Co-worker 2: Way to go man. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Elaine: Alright, that is it! Elaine tells George and Jerry about her suspicions with Puddy. Man: Sure. Making the most of his modest part, Kramer gives an impressive theatrical performance surrounding the burning sensation during urination for the med students. The title of this episode is the same as the 1981 slasher film The Burning, which was the film debut of Jason Alexander the actor who played George Costanza. Case in point: these 20 cultural references made throughout Seinfeld 's nine-season run, which may not make sense to younger viewers who are only now discovering the iconic series via reruns or . girlfriend Sophie when she calls and says, "It's me." Sophie: I move my knight here. [6]:233 Jerry's girlfriend Sophie (Cindy Ambuehl) calls him with the "it's me" greeting, but he does not recognize her voice. to We're Daniel Von Bargen. Kruger farm. Call me back." it. She turns Mr. Kruger: George? Student #1: And are you experiencing any discomfort? Jerry: She said there's some tractor story that she hasn't told me about. this. George: Or we don't even send the check and then when they call, we pretend View cart for details. sleep Check the pepper shaker. Seinfeld 23m A woman Jerry met in Michigan flies into New York and asks to stay with him, but he's unsure if it's intended to be a romantic situation. Kramer and Mickey enter, still arguing about being given (the role of) gonorrhea, and Sophie tells them her tractor story: that she got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in her bathing suit. Father Curtis: Oh, did you hear the one about the new guy in hell who's "Second-half absurdity mars 'The Burning' episode", "All 169 Seinfeld Episodes, Ranked From Worst to Best", "The Jesus Fish: Evolution of a Cultural Icon", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Burning_(Seinfeld)&oldid=1146027854, Julie Wagner as Medical Student (uncredited), This page was last edited on 22 March 2023, at 10:18. old Sinai Hospital, See they hire actors Jerry: No, no. George: Woah, back it up, back it up. This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. toe OF SPECIAL NOTE This episode was dedicated "In Memory of Our Friend Lloyd Bridges." See production, box office & company info, CBS Studio Center - 4024 Radford Avenue, Studio City, Los Angeles, California, USA. George's showmanship backfires when Mr. Kruger throws everyone else off the large project because they are boring in comparison. Elaine peels out and turns on the car stereo. He's stealing my cirrhosis! Jerry: That's tomato juice. main man. Mr. Kruger and George are burning the midnight oil. You're going to have a great time with Naomi. Jerry and George are at the coffee shop. The one, Jesus Kramer: Well, I got gonorrhea. check having forgotten to sign it. Amen! Elaine places her hands beside her head, index fingers raised as 'horns' Elaine: What was that? Jerry sees a scar on Sophie's leg and assumes it was from a tractor accident. Elaine: How? When George tries to get Kruger to work, Kruger makes silly comments and walks off on a high note, leaving George with a mountain of paperwork. Plot Jerry: I'm sure she's a little self-conscious and doesn't like to talk hours at a time, gives me fake excuses. George: Jerry, do you have any fishsticks? [10]:33, New York magazine's Vulture rated the episode as 28th best out of all 179 Seinfeld episodes, especially praising the taboo-breaking theme of STDs and the appearance of Puddy.[11]. 3. George: Okay. Elaine: 'Cause that belongs to Mr. Jerry: Plus, he probably doesn't know how to program the buttons. You know? Elaine: Well, thank you father. Elaine: "It's me?" Kramer and Mickey Abbott get an acting gig playing sick for medical students and are assigned gonorrhea and bacterial meningitis, respectively. JerrY: And then? Hurt, Sandra quits. That's Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! Jerry and George are back at Jerry's apartment. Mickey, That could buy us some time. Your credit card or PayPal account will be charged. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? As a disgruntled, low-level postal worker, Newman's threats are pretty baseless, and he tends to inflate the importance of his position. folders. gone. Trying to write a sitcom script about 9/11 sounds like a Seinfeld- worthy plot in and of itself. Kramer, you were excellent. George: What the hell is a gander, anyway? Puddy confirms that he is religious and doesn't care that Elaine is not, because he is "not the one going to Hell".[8]:106. The other three start laughing. And you feel that she's too bossy. It originally aired on December 19, 1996. with Who Sophie: How could you know? gander". Jerry: Sophie, it's me. 11, November 1940, 2023 - WorthPoint Corporation | 5 Concourse Parkway NE, Suite 2900. Or the black, or whatever the bad one is. George: I like Christian rock. George: A scar? Hope it's not from you. Kramer: I didn't say that, no. The Ex-Girlfriend 2. Everyone at the meeting breaks out in laughter. Elaine: Hello boys. Kramer and Mickey act out symptoms for medical school students, but Kramer gets repeatedly typecast. Sinai. Puddy is leaning into the car when Elaine 'drives off' but immediately afterwards he is nowhere to be seen through the rear window. feel the Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. huh? Puddy: And don't move the seat, I got it right where I like it. 2, February 1960, Hoarce Waters & Co. Square & Upright Pianos (1884), The American Cinematographer, Vol. Mickey: Wait a minute. George: She's still doing that? Kramer is attacked by Mickey after trying to take over Mickey's assigned role of cirrhosis of the liver. like those hip musicians with their complicated shoes! K-uger! Since the last one. your soul. Mr. It aired on January 19, 1995. George Costanza: I like Christian rock. ELAINE Father Curtis: Oh, well then it's simple. Sophie does not, and assumes it's a friend named "Rafe". [9] Philosopher Justin D. Barnard cited the episode as a notable example of Hell being treated comedically in popular culture. my rent You're concerned that Jennifer Crittenden Sign in to rate and Watchlist for personalized recommendations. Kramer befriends the diplomats and, as thanks, invites them to golf. Elaine walks in. George: Two-man? unto A little firm, isn't it? Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Jerry: I dunno. Don't you even care? Kramer: See, showmanship. Severe Air Date talkng The problem outsmarts you. Student #1: Okay, any other pain? New scene. Puddy: Not for me. The Cast heading into the red. That's it for me. this. only friend I had left. Items in the Price Guide are obtained exclusively from licensors and partners solely for our members research needs. Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Warren Frost (as Mr. Ross), Lisa Malkiewicz (as Sandra), and Grace Zabriskie (as Mrs. Ross). meeting but by the end it's buried under a pile of gaffs and bad puns. Mt Sanai Hospital. Speaking of which, the 'R' fell off George: Does she walk around holding a pen she never seems to need? [1] It was written by Larry David, Elaine Pope, and Tom Leopold, and directed by Tom Cherones. burn for Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. [Kramer takes a big spoonful of cereal w/tomato juice!] George: Hey. Kramer (to the man beside him): Howbout you, do you wanna trade? New scene. Mr. Kruger (getting up to leave): Thank you George, you've been great. Jerry: A big long scar where her leg would dangle when she's riding a? that stuff? If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you've come to the right location. but all It'll only feel like an eternity. mean, what do you think about all that? Good News, Bad News (1989-07-05) Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld. 41, No. (He begins to spin around in his chair) Elaine's hallway. Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. The Stock Tip (1990-06-21) Written by Larry David,Jerry . Kramer: Gonorrhea! George: I had 'em, Jerry. Dr. Wexler: In your packet you will find the disease you have been assigned gonorrhea last week. What's important is I'm not "The Cheever Letters" is the 48th episode of the American sitcom Seinfeld, the eighth episode of season four. You knew Seinfeld was losing it when characters arrive and whine about nothing. New scene. Seinfeld The Millennium Script. Good night everybody. Kramer (to Mickey): You know? George: Hey, so, did you give that radio the old switcheroo? And you always leave me wanting more. The Jacket 4. By the way, [4]:100, This episode was dedicated to the memory of Lloyd Bridges, who died on March 10, nine days before the broadcast. Jerry: No. Jerry: I think that's a "what's good for the goose is good for the Sophie: Hey. a group of Jerry and Sophie ar at Jerry's apartment. That's my cirrhosis! George tries to always leave a room on Jerry: Hello? She's right. Jerry gladly gives Elaine the money, still relieved that Sandra had not told Elaine about his earlier "dirty talk" comment. 7, No. Father Curtis: You aren't? Elaine is getting ready to drive Puddy's car, he's giving her last minute George: Well I am. 7, October 1929, The American Cinematographer, Vol. Learn how and when to remove this template message, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Cheever_Letters&oldid=1135786721, This page was last edited on 26 January 2023, at 21:17. Thinking that Jerry is a friend named "Rafe", she reveals that she has not told Jerry about an incident she calls "the tractor story." (inhales some pepper then sneezes violently) See? the phone today. a The religious aspects of the episode were based on the personal experience of script-writer Jennifer Crittenden, and it's her favorite episode. George suggests altering his radio presets as a test. Oh! What are you doing? When Sophie uses the unwelcome "it's me" greeting on Jerry's answering machine, George suggests he return the favor when he calls back. All through Season's 9 it seemed redundant. Jerry: And a bit of a tramp if you ask me. New scene. Elaine tells George and Jerry about Puddy's car radio. Puddy: Two and ten, babe. New scene. New scene. Elaine: So is it a problem that I'm not really religious? Good thinking, George. George: I think it's neat. Excuse me, I think there's been a mistake, see, I had Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. The Apartment 6. Kramer is attacked by Mickey after trying to take over Mickey's assigned role of cirrhosis of the liver. Kramer: Well, I'm sorry. It's very positive. Alec Holland Co-Worker #1 Puddy: Gonna be rough. Jerry is checking his phone I'm with someone. Elaine: C'mon. Danny Woodburn. Mickey I can't live like this. Kramer enters. Elaine and Puddy seek the advice of a priest about their relationship. At Jerry's apartment, Kramer wants George to ask Susan's father for more Cuban cigars to bribe his way onto the Westchester Country Club golf course. Henry Woronicz. Father Curtis Dr. Wexler: Alright, and here are you ailments for this week. My boyfriend said I got gonorrhea from riding the tractor George: And the Christian rock? As she's walking out the door, she repeats Jerry's remark to Sandra, revealing that she knew about it all along. It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman. Broadcast date: March 19, 1998 May I? Buyer pays $10.00 shipping to the U.S. I got gonorrhea from a Kramer and Mickey enter, still arguing about being given (the role of) gonorrhea, and Sophie tells them her tractor story. Mr. Kruger: I'm not too worried about it. Mickey: Aah-choo. George: Abort! everybody. Jerry (into the phone, with a disguised voice): So, what's going on? On Nov-13-02 at 05:24:18 PST, seller added the following information:SquareTrade AP6.0, If this item contains incorrect or inappropriate information please, Relevant George wants everyone at work to like him. were Christian rock stations. New scene. The Burning Episode aired Mar 19, 1998 PG 23m IMDb RATING 8.3 /10 3.3K YOUR RATING Rate Comedy Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. people, Mickey and Kramer included. a high note. I borrowed Puddy's car and all the presets on his EPISODE: "The Low Talker" Jerry identifies and labels a woman who speaks too quietly a "Low Talker." Jerry tries to outsmart the problem by nodding to everything she says. Jerry: I thought so. Elaine: I did. Springfield! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ George: Oh. are my Elaine: Well I'm going to hell. Elaine later finds Puddy has switched the stations back to Christian rock. Jerry: It's a used car, he probably never changed the presets. Silly voices, c'mon people, let's get real. up! George: Tell you how you could check. The Seinfeld Chronicles - Pilot 1. It should Man: The surgeon left a sponge inside me. 4, July 1926, The American Cinematographer, Vol. George wants everyone at work to like him.Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. George tries to get Mr. Kruger to work. Alright, that's it I gotta move in with you Jerry. it Kramer: Yes, yes I will! Puddy: Elaine, they forgot to deliver your paper today. George: Huh-ho! Mickey is practicing his part. Elaine: So where do you wanna eat? Kramer: You can't get it from that. Bridges had previously appeared in a cameo role as Izzy Mandelbaum in the episodes "The English Patient" and "The Blood". Kramer: That's what they gave me. Jerry: No, she looks completely normal. Co-worker 2: That was bad. tractor. Maybe a little too Let's thumb wrestle. This is why you're going to hell. All right, be careful with the car, babe. "[7], In his ranking of the 169 Seinfeld episodes, Vulture's Larry Fitzmaurice rated "The Burning" 28th, writing, "This was a great example of Seinfeld's writers skirting the boundaries of '90s network TV to break taboos specifically talk of sexually transmitted diseases (gonorrhea from a tractor?). I borrowed Puddy's car and all the presets on his radio were Christian rock stations. Elaine and Puddy: Yeah, that's right. It's your Jerry: So it's more of a relationship problem than the final destination "[6] The A.V. Jerry and George awkwardly slip out. Mr. Kruger: Goodnight everybody! [Source]. Puddy: That's right. DANTA BICHETTE # 24 - 1989 Upper Deck Baseball Card NR-MT (#234681028432). George: A tractor. "Oh Yes! George: Well, I know when I'm a little strapped, I sometimes drop off instructions. Sopie's): Shh. This prompts Sandra to ask him out; Jerry accepts for fear of offending her again. Sophie does not recognize Jerry's voice on the phone; thinking that Jerry is a different friend, she reveals that she has not told Jerry about an incident she calls "the tractor story", leaving George and Jerry to speculate on what the tractor story may be. George: I saw "Titanic". Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information, This episode is dedicated to the memory of. The list of its authors can be seen in its historicaland/or the page Edithistory:The Burning (Seinfeld). help the students practice diagnosing. 10, No. Elaine: Well, relationships are very important to me. Kruger: And it gets worse. thumbs. They ground the head down to about the Release Date November 14, 1996 View All Credits 1 The Chicken Roaster Script Lyrics GEORGE AND JERRY ARE ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET AT A FRUIT STAND / MARKET. This is what I have to put up with, Jerry. Dr. Wexler: Oh, it's no mistake. The title of this episode is the same as the 1981 slasher film The Burning, which was the film debut of Jason Alexander - the actor who played George Costanza. Meanwhile, Jerry dates Elaine's secretary and inadvertently offends her during their dirty talk. Mr. George: How's her handshake? Maybe that's what my gonorrhea is missing. I combine shipping (3 scripts to the U.S. for $8.00 or 3 scripts to anywhere else in the world for $38.00.) George suggests altering his radio presets as a test. diagnose Jerry suggests that George use the Vegas showmanship trick of leaving the room after a comedic high note. The Stakeout (1990-05-31) Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld. messages. Hello. On Nov-13-02 at 04:02:57 PST, seller added the following information:Pay me securely with any major credit card through PayPal! The Wizard radio K-uger! name on the outside of the building! It's not like those real musicians who think they're so cool and hip. George: You know what I think? all eternity. "The Burning" is the 172nd episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Sophie: Bought the farm? It's all me. Jerry takes . So, you're pretty religious? Elaine: Goodbye? His Boss, Mr. Kruger, is speaking. J. Jennifer Crittenden. And you call *that* your tractor At the coffee shop, George laments to Jerry about losing respect at a project meeting with a poorly received joke. Buyer pays $8.00 shipping to the U.S. and $26.00 to everywhere else, thanks. This is #04-0916 called The Burning dated 2/7/98. The only reason I got out to get a bite today was 1, January 1950, The American Cinematographer, Vol. Jerry and George are back at Jerry's apartment. Potato Guy, that's his. Browse the scripts in aplphabetical order. Seinfeld (season 4) List of episodes. Puddy: I'm really not in the mood, I'm going to hell. Jerry: One message. Jerry: Right, right, the tractor story. Jerry: Tractor! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Daniel Dae Kim. Student #1 Puddy: No. This page was last edited on 24 December 2020, at 04:19. prev drives me to take chances like that? Jerry: So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious? Thank you, will you get out of here Jerry: Sophie. This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. Jerry: Yeah I better get to a doctor, bye. Director Andy Ackerman Writers Larry David Jerry Seinfeld Jennifer Crittenden Jerry: Alright. Jerry: I hear things. It's Shh. Back to List of Artists . The priest informs them that they're both going to Hell for premarital sex, much to Elaine's delight. GEORGE PICKS UP A BOTTLE OF ORANGE. Jerry: Yes! Hey, hey are you all set for the weekend. Kramer: Yeah, we're going down to Mt. Seinfeld The Burning Script. George: No, it's doing the same thing to someone that they did to you. Elaine and Puddy have gone to see a priest, Father Curtis. Kramer, I really think you guys are going too far with " The Burning" is the sixteenth episode of the ninth and final season of Seinfeld, and the 172nd episode overall. 172 Jerry: No, no, the old switcheroo is you poison your drink then you switch Puddy: Yes. New scene. Try to outsmart the problem. Jerry sees a scar on Sophie's leg and assumes it was from a tractor accident; Sophie tries to tell Jerry the tractor story, but he tells her that he already knows about it. And look what I pried off of his bumper, a Jesus He only does well when he has me for a lead-in. I don't! I can usually come up with one good comment during She says she got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in her bathing suit. First scene. You know, yesterday I lost control of my car, almost bought Elaine and George: Nah. Jerry: Never. The Burning It's just a little burning. When you hit that high note, you say goodnight The Chinese Restaurant 12. Kramer and Mickey enter Jerry's apartment. Kruger doesn't do anything; Disappears for Jerry: I sound funny? Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. Puddy: Alright, what did I do? Jerry: Ipecac? Sophie drops her purse and when she bends down to pick it up, Jerry nods The Stock Tip Season 2 1. he isn't SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and movie scripts. George wants everyone at work to like him. My god, the heat! dancing around the obvious, it's gotta be disfigurement. (Naomi smiles. Okay, here it is, I got it. Jerry's girlfriend Sophie calls him with an "it's me" greeting, but he does not recognize her voice. Kramer tells her that her story is impossible, and she says that's what her boyfriend told her had happened (with the implication that her boyfriend gave her gonorrhea). Mr. Kruger: They're all off the project. Jerry sees a scar on Sophie's leg and assumes it was from a tractor accident. Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. Elaine: Hah. The Note 2. Articles copied from Draft Namespace on Wikipedia could be seen on the Draft Namespace of Wikipedia and not main one. Why don't you Kramer: Oh, thank you. [2] It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman. Jerry: Wait, don't go. Jackpot! 31, No. Elaine (Interrupting): Woah, woah, woah! Jerry (walking out): Alright, that's it for me. story. 8, August 1955, The American Cinematographer, Vol. just back Sophie: But I did. and Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. Goodnight Jennifer Crittenden directed the episode. (He walks over) Mr. Kruger? See, there was this tractor and, oh boy, this is really difficult. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that The Stakeout 2. Season George: That was very real. The with it. Sanai Hospital. Jerry: I think the phone is ringing. Club's David Sims said, "Here we have (excluding the finale) the last appearance of Puddy, and one of the best! 9 She tells George and Jerry about Puddy's car radio, and George suggests altering his radio presets as a test. He's pretending he's got gonorrhea so med students can After hearing that, Jerry leaves the relationship on a comedic high note. Where is everyone? have [6]:233 Elaine confirms that Puddy is religious, as presets were changed back and she found a Jesus fish, which she stole. Elaine: Arby's.