(chuckling.) JNL,. endobj You died together. DELIA: Oh, shes so stubborn, I just need more time. I have some good news. Theyre made out of the devil! Burton did this in accordance with the old rhyme about wedding dress colors, Married in red, better off you get the idea. howd you get her to marry you? BEETLEJUICE: For a price. Shes always like Get a job! or Why is your hair purple? or I shouldve left, like your father. The point is, Maybe we can help each other out, DON'T YOU WANT A PAL? Do the research! In short, just about nothing. Skaaren called for R&B music in his version of the script, but Catherine O'Hara suggested that they consider using calypso music instead. In February 2022,Deadline reported that Brad Pitt's production studio had signed on to finally launch a sequel to Tim Burton's 1988 hit, but in October the director threw a bit of cold water on the announcement, responding to a question about the potential sequel by saying, "I only know if I'm making a film when I'm actually on the set shooting"(also via Deadline). Give me just one more BEETLEJUICE: It's showtime! The script was called "Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian," and as the title implies, it begins with the Deetzes moving out to Hawaii to build their very own resort. CHARLES: Sweet Jesus, Delia we need a real exorcist! YOU CAN DIE TOGETHER! Dad theres ghosts! I mean, not this, I dont think anyone could have predicted this. Why dont you and I clear out all that old junk in the attic, and build you a dark room! Lydia develops a close relationship with Adam and Barbara, and they're really the only people that she seems to have any connection to. Back off! I hope theres a dead therapist somewhere that can give him the help he needs. I FOUND MY FREQUENCY CRYSTALS SPEAK TO ME, EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, THERE ARE SPIRITUAL GUIDES ABOVE LOOK UP AND SEE 'EM, JUST LISTEN TO THE MELODY THE UNIVERSE SINGS, 'CAUSE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, THE UNIVERSE IS JUST THE CONTENTS OF TIME, MATTER AND SPACE, LYDIA: NINETY-ONE BILLION LIGHT-YEARS ACROSS AND THE EARTH'S A SMALL PLACE, THE PACIFIC ISLANDS ARE SINKING BUT NEGATIVE THINKING IS HARDLY THE CAUSE, YOU THINK LIFE IS ALL UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS 'CAUSE YOU'RE BORED, LYDIA: AND POSITIVITY IS A LUXURY THAT FEW CAN AFFORD, DELIA: NO NO NO! But a genuine haunted house? BEETLEJUICE: Quick! So, I have an idea. Beebleboose! Yes book? And that is why you need me! But Lydia, you cant live like this! LYDIA: Dead Mom? As her friends are decaying before her eyes, Lydia panics, and the only thing that she can think to do to save them is ask Betelgeuse for help. 6 0 obj I study death, I think like death, I spent a long holiday weekend in a Red Roof Inn with death! Lydia, I know you wont let me down. All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. No. (Charles and Delia try a Hi-five) Oh, so close! This is the best day of my life! Delia! Everyone can see me now, but if I were alive, I could get out of the house, meet my kind of people. Hes here! Id like to meet my fianc, Delia. we have to go home! xt`%oE|/N_u.pxe}>'G+OO,?ZT"^E,p/"_?vI$Ym^nuh ,Tk9:NNm'C;UtiFED9N5q:%,xN5|;l8E?|~Q)^z]T~2%Ny|<1. 2 0 obj ROCKET is standing on the bridge staring into the water. Seemingly the only way for him to get out and stretch his legs is for someone to repeat his name three times in a row. Hi there. ADAM: Im confused, you can see us without the sheets. LYDIA: Dad! Make them think that theyre in control! It has u but doesnt have a me. OTHO: Please! My guruOtho! Love is love. ADAM: That guy! BARBARA: Wait, what? After a dinner party during which the Deetzes and their guests get possessed and involuntarily dance to Harry Belafonte's "Day-O," they invite Charles' boss, Maxie Dean, out to Winter River in the hopes that he'll invest in the project. And you dont exist. Have to say its much better in the movie, the rhythm of the Belafonte song lending itself to a great deal more physical humor than the slow doo-wop Inkspots tune. It says, Im warm, Im friendly, and I think about death only a normal amount! Without Belafonte's music, "Beetlejuice" wouldn't be the same, but his songs weren't always the obvious choice for the film's soundtrack. Instead of being guarded by vicious worms, giant clocks and sentient gears whirled through the void, spewing ooze and destruction in their wake. JUNO: STOP! Why dont you have a handbook? You know what it feels like to get everything you thought you ever wanted, but still feel like no one will every love you? With that in mind, what's to stop Betelgeuse from returning to plague Lydia and the Maitlands after his number gets called in the afterlife's offices? Oh, speaking of luggage, have you met my fourth wife? Leave this house! ADAM: I didnt think it was that weak! https://www.scripts.com/script.php?id=beetlejuice_274&p=2, https://www.scripts.com/script/beetlejuice_274. Dad, please. Except for you, Dead Mom. Any sequel would have to deal with some hanging plot threads left by the original, but whether or not Burton and his cast return to clear things up, we've got the ending of "Beetlejuice" explained right here. And here we are sneaking around like two teenagers at a church picnic. Lydia doesnt have my resilience. Whos there? LYDIA: But were moving forward!, right? Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal. Let me ask you a question. I am the once and forever, Miss Argentina! You know, socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. Its like against the law at my house. CHARLES: Where is the shrimp? Also, no liquids! Okay, chapter one. BEETLEJUICE: YouareADORABLE (kisses Adam) HA! YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK, GIRL I GOT YOUR BACK, GIRL I'M HELPING YOU GROW", TIME TO TAKE COMMAND YOU DICTATE THE HAND THE UNIVERSE DEALS. BEETLEJUICE: Im tired of being alone! 9 0 obj All this time she's been. Where the contestants suck and the host is very angry, because his plan to become alive just went balls up! MAXIE DEAN: I was never gonna invest in your stupid "gated community." Because I too am attracted to Mr. Beetlejuice. Afraid Id marry her? Proceed directly to the Netherworld! BEETLEJUICE: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! LYDIA: Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with. What else do you have to do, Mami? Mmmmmm, yes! Thank god. Webgood old fashioned wedding beetlejuice: theres gonna be a good old fashioned wedding with some dancing and un-deading where the cover band is cranking and the age-gap is See you in hell, AGH, Im gone Im gonna use the door. LYDIA: We made a good team! It could be that being forced to wait centuries for a scolding from Juno is all the punishment that Betelgeuse receives, or maybe there's an afterlife equivalent of community service that will have him working as the new afterlife receptionist for half a millennium. The Maitlands: More Boring Than Brigadoon Thats right, I said it. Thank you for being here. Scripture tells us, Sorrow not. I think I really captured your essence. BARBARA is decorating it to look just like, BARBARA thinks for a moment, during which pause there is the, Michael McEachern McDowell (June 1, 1950 December 27, 1999) was an American novelist and screenwriter described by author Stephen King as "the finest writer of paperback originals in America today". Hope I didnt scare you (screams) ARITHMIA 1234. This is all very believable. 1 0 obj ), THEY'LL NEVER GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES. WebBeetlejuice : [ to Lydia, about the owner of the finger he pulled out of a wedding ring ] I'm tellin' ya, honey, she meant nothin' to me. Every success begins with sucks and ends with yes. And we should tell her that! BEETLEJUICE: WOO! BARBARA: Well, whatd you expect? Theyre chasing me! (they scream.) OTHO: Its Kevin! You know, my guru Otho says Depression is like an ugly sweater. Beyond that, the Maitlands are basically guessing their way through the entire film. BARBARA: But were invisible. Adam, wanna do the honors? Hes my white whale. Guy talk howd you do it? Also, one of your wine glasses is poison! the most twisted wedding scenes in movie history. LYDIA: I just need one of you to open it! LYDIA: Let me get you some cash for those cookies! Look at you. Its not a fad! - Beetlejuice. I gotta keep these two lovebirds here, with me so they can haunt their house Ahh! Like these weirdos. Can you believe that? DELIA: Why thank you, future step-daughter. Im his fifth wife! Tim Burton has made plenty of movies over the course of his career, but his second go in the director's chair holds a special place in the hearts of his fans. And Lydia, I think Ill miss you most of all. Well be right back. Theyre chasing me! The Netherworld. Netherworld. Hide! WebView Beetlejuice.pdf from THEATRE 210 at Ohio State University. JUNO: Report to processing! Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. ALL (excluding LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO HOME, CHARLES: COME MISTER TALLY MAN, TALLY ME BANANA, MAXIE DEAN: Come mister tally man, tally me banana. Nothin' at all! MISS ARGENTINA: Oh, but you have to go back now. I have a peephole; I can see you Youre scary, goodbye! I asked you to send me a sign. CHARLES: I see! MAXIE DEAN: Lydia! LYDIA: Yeah, me too. I designed it to reflect wealth, sophistication, and above all-. Leave this house! Barbara! CHARLES: I am very good at sex. We are invisible. BARBARA: We are not aluminum siding people! But somehow, someway, you gotta make 'em see ya. I'm so glad you changed your mind. People! Bernard looks down at his shrimp, WIDER -- All the guests are punched by the shrimp, back. All of us! MAXINE: And hell do it! But, its true, I was kicked in the head by a dressage horse. BEETLEJUICE: Your mom? And life! DELIA: I dont see race. (a beat.) For decades, there's been talk about making a "Beetlejuice" sequel, but in the early '90s screenwriter Jonathan Gem wrote an entire script for a follow-up (via Far Out Magazine). Does this couch make me look dead? And I never got the chance to use them while I was alive. NEIGHBOR: Hello?! And also, I dont model anymore. Alright. Even in a film as imaginative as "Beetlejuice," the worms come from out of left field, but over the years they've become arguably just as emblematic of the film as Betelgeuse himself. Either way, Betelgeuse isn't going to be happy about it, and clearly he'll try every trick in his book to get out of serving his time, even if it doesn't work out for him. "Beetlejuice" is truly a one-of-a-kind story. LYDIA: You know what? Puppet show!! BEETLEJUICE: DON'T BE SO VANILLA WOULD A LITTLE ANGER KILL YA? I love it! Betelgeuse agrees to save the Maitlands, but naturally his help comes with a catch. BEETLJUICE: You know overnight delivery cost extra. YOUVE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TEACHER. BARBARA: We are! Who knows what hes done to Lydia! s ha rd BEETLEJUICE A musical Music & Lyrics by Eddie Perfect ic Book by Scott Brown & Anthony King R BARBARA: Excuse me, this is all happening very fast, we just died and now youre here, and now theyre here and-. BARBARA: Fool your friends, fun at parties I DID IT! IS MORE THAN JUST SPACE WITH NO END LA-LA-LA-LA-LA! Rule number two: every new ghost gets a tote bag! OKAY? <> BEETLEJUICE: And now for the moment youve all been waiting for! It has to stop. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, not so fast Mr. Soulbox. EVEN, LIKE, A TAX ATTORNEY WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER, SOMEBODY WITH GRAVITAS SOMEBODY TO FEAR WHO, ADAM: Excuse me, Mr. Beetlejuice we can kind of hear you. I love old books. OTHO: Let me say it (dramatically) DEATH! $16.99. ADAM: Do you mean us? BARBARA: Yeah! DELIA/OTHO: Life is life. Dont you get it? They learn firsthand that leaving their home puts them at the mercy of monstrous sandworms, and they figure out how to access the afterlife's central offices by drawing a door on a wall. Its the last day of their entire lives and this is what theyre talking about! The script ends with a climactic scene where Beetlejuice wreaks havoc on the island by turning into a creature named "Juicifer," and Lydia summoning a giant tidal wave that washes the island clean of all the demonic creatures conjured by Beetlejuice. Betelgeuse is a particularly persistent poltergeist. BARBARA: You cant make every wall an accent wall! My first name is Lawrence. AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO PROCESS MY ANGER BECAUSE AS A SOCIETY WE DONT TEACH MEN HOW TO PROCESS THEIR ANGER, SO MAYBE ILL JUST TRYMURDER! Now, we have two days to transform this old house into the flagship model home of my new gated community. I dont know get it, but Im a part of it! This is the first nice moment Ive had since I got here. BEETLEJUICE: I am not Wiccan, and that is nothing like this. Not answering! Everything was the way it used to be. BARBARA: Im sorry, why are we in the attic? LYDIA: I dont wanna forget about her. BEETLEJUICE: Sorry, kid. All recently deceased individuals, form a line! BEETLE JUICE by Warren Skaaren From an original screenplay by Micheal McDowell based on a story by Michael McDowell and Larry Wilson SECOND DRAFT We invisibles have to stick together! Youll have to open the door to find out. LYDIA: I really like you guys. CHARLES: Lydia! Its about love! BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: THE SOUND OF HEART EXPLODING INSIDE A CHEST, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE IN TOWN, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. Now you remember what my guru Otho says! LYDIA: No, it was adorable. ITS ALMOST A GIVEN THAT I WILL ALL SOON BE ALIVE. And I fear for my safety around you. Because dead or alive, you dont got somebody who really gets you, then youre going to feel lonely and worthless and youll never reach your goal weight because you eat when youre sad this guy knows what Im talking about. DELIA: Charles, that was the most spiritually nourishing rogering you have ever given me. Cmon! Okay, I see what you did there. Lydia and Beetlejuice Quote Dishtowels 2 Pack - Beetlejuice. It couldve been bad! Playing hardball, huh? JUST THINK OF THE UNIVERSE AS A FEMALE BEST FRIEND, AND YOU CAN BE LIKE "HEY, UNIVERSE, WHAT'S HAPPENIN', GIRL? 4 0 obj Mom was the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe! ADAM: I gotta say hun, were lucky. THE MAITLANDS: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE? My baby's got a body that doesnt quit and a brain that doesnt work! But hey. (goes to kiss him, but gags.). When the unbearable Deetzes (Catherine O'Hara, Jeffrey Jones) and teen daughter Lydia (Winona Ryder) buy the home, the Maitlands attempt to scare them away BEETLEJUICE: Theyre taking it to the dump and without me theyre going to do that to everything! (BEETLEJUICE does the same to ADAM. Hiya mom! CHARLES: About that I thought that after everything weve been through Well, I just thought that both of us could use a fresh start. A ballad already? x\[o6})E(&g6q.}`dF&FKJN6)(ss~H~{q69'3H\N9J8UoT8;>z%!\6\8sO2?RuDY?x?y|dGo.0E0ah e`>d2wd2=p,=X8aq8I?KW$,!Kb=A|i_WYup&`x,&J>WkY^w,_gn&&Nr:&g?ptzx/{>%8|w5n0 .-#J+UHsZN ME5`@Znshn4zI?i?:@|Ja"1-^6+Yr_8]F4uI8+f"n=F ? } wI>L]U*$-VjI`~yA'"B; ?~>g,$] YG,jncbQ`V\"t0 It really doesn't seem like he did anything Lydia couldn't have done on her own, but considering she's just a kid, she gets a pass on impulsive decision making. Death for the dead. What are you talking about. Barbara, its like one of our classes! What really matters at the end of the movie isn't how Lydia's parents feel about the situation, but that Lydia herself has managed to save her friends, who are now making sure she's doing well in school and letting her have levitating dance parties. LYDIA: I dont have a lot of friends so, if I have to live in this stupid house, at least I know Ill have you guys in the attic. One of the most famous movies of the 1980s, Beetlejuice, is a classic American fantasy comedy released in 1988. CHARLES: And, she wanted my blessing. "3^@fB9Lty/"?p,j"I|)b[pGT\["eVSRsY!,l^"d[\M *p7pj@nekM=?jx 4%mBDb1E%^(i^'p&,D4m+33+}8{)NZa/rv=/v=pca6>]Eol(LlKZF)mm>1t2opP p ?`BX`F^Dd K}9?}< Then I guess theres no rush! I'm talkin' jump-scares, the jerky Japanese ghost-walk. BEETLEJUICE: Uh, wait what? Lets spin the wheel. Careful Charles! Oh, my God! Dad, n-no you cant do that. But you wanted your mommy. Shall we? DELIA: Otho, I noticed that the Soulbox is both glowing and making a noise. One minute youre on top of the world, and the next minute, you feel like no one will ever love you This guy knows what Im talking about! ADAM: Kill?!??!? OTHO: So glad that you asked. I might have to get a little nasty. DELIA: STACK BANANA TILL THE MORNING COME, BRRAH! BEETLEJUICE: Its my middle name. For we do not walk alone., GROWN UPS WANT TO FIX THINGS, WHEN THEY CANT, IT ONLY FILLS THEM WITH SHAME, IS IT BEING GREEDY TO NEED SOMEBODY TO SEE ME AND SAY MY NAME. Your father was trying to hide you from us. ANY GHOST CAN DO THAT IN LESS THAN ONE LESSON. Not only is he the only ghost who appears to have strict rules tied to his appearances, he's also the only one that appears to strike fear (or at least concern) in the heart of Juno, the Maitlands' tough-as-nails caseworker. Im sorry everybody. Grab what you can and- (pulls blanket and reveals DELIA.) (a beat.) Im a part of this too! Sucks-Yes! Adam, youre boring. January 13, 2019. as films beetlejuice film review movie review tim burton. Early in the film, Adam and Barbara get their hands on a copy of "The Handbook for the Recently Deceased," but despite all their best efforts, the two struggle to understand everything that the book tries to explain to them. Lydia, right now you are redirecting anger and deflecting pain and other terms I learned in my training. CHARLES: On behalf of Delia and myself, I'd just like to say, ALL (but LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WANNA GO HOME. BEETLEJUICE: Well, it doesnt matter if you say it Adam, THEY HAVE TO BE ALIVE! TpV]38Y/NPAw`R8'' )6yq*^=ew^|f@)e,$ .HXiO|8-C!q[]~#-4=CiWuWL8}U?wQC.LyGW8QrdA%g*)$IV8& i\Q;\B)1W%- qf/1 This is so wrong, your my employee, but also my lover! (Smokes.) Part of the confusion might be due to some rewrites that happened on the "Beetlejuice" script. Well, we can take care of that. Thats why Ive been trying so hard to build a new one. (referring to DELIA.) Cuz, shed love this! ADAM: The electoral college! But youre sexy. They have given their precious time to decorate their house and make it their I like to think I put my own spin on it, but whats the point, you know? Get the shrimp! CHARLES: What? Maybe nothing has to change. Nothing would give me more pleasure than to kill those people downstairs. Are you alright? I was blown away, she said. CHARLES: HELLO! Charles, Delia, and Delia's assistant Otho get to see plenty of ghosts and ghouls up close, and the interactions almost put their lives at risk. The dancing scene already proved that for most adults in this world, even direct exposure to the supernatural can't turn them into believers. And now were all alone. ADAM: Well that wasnt very nice. LYDIA: Whats wrong sugarlumps? Ah! BARBARA: Adam, thats not why she doesnt like it here. The two of them sink plenty of time and money into their new home. The whole situation makes for a fantastic viewing experience, but did any of it even need to happen in the first place? Dont you wanna get these people out of your house? 10 0 obj LYDIA: The ghosts who live here want you gone! He leans, Something comes over her -- she straightens, then, Lydia's eyes widen. Its a classic Victorian with the original crown molding. Hey, I get it! Shes impossible. Maxie Dean loves shrimp! I cant see! BEETLEJUICE: Why do you gotta be so hard on me, Mom? Its either me or the booze. And shed be like Well, then I choosethe booze. The point is, we just got rid of your dad, and we were having SO much fun together! BEETLEJUICE: I'm sorry, you're giving me advice? LYDIA: Yeah, you look like a bloated zebra that a lion ripped apart and then didnt eat because there was obviously something wrong with it, so it just rotted in the hot African sun. beetlejuice wedding scene script. Ooh, ooh, somebody's at the door; alright, Let's make some more people scream! LYDIA: A SOUND THAT MEANS NO MORE CONDESCENDING ADULTS HANGING AROUND, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: EACH WAIL AND EACH MOAN. You know what would make all this even more awesome? DELIA: Yeah! So, on the count of three just yell out the scariest thing you can think of! its just like Wah, Wah, Wah Wah Wah Wah. All these feelings. DELIA: Charles! Well that wouldve been good to know. But I swear to you, we will. CHARLES: Lydia, this is a good thing. You both get em. LYDIA: Wow, this is going to be such an interesting night! None of the characters comment on the sudden change to the house, but the reasoning behind it actually seems pretty clear. 123! We got any kids in the audience? Big beautiful brains. Everyone here would go back if they could! BEETLEJUICE: Woah! MISS ARGENTINA: DID YOU EVEN READ THE HANDBOOK? ADAM: Hes going to kill someone! BARBARA: Were just a normal couple. Wheres Lydia? LYDIA: In my vision, my dad and I are back in our old house in New York. Lets get that book open. About the future. Were still together. Lydias vision was right! It's from the store! I cancelled the exorcist, and Ive hired someone better. WebHere Lies Betelgeuse Molded Tombstone Mug 20 oz. The Maitlands really care about Lydia, and their close bond has likely inspired Lydia's parents to agree to a compromise that saw at least some parts of the house go back to the way the Maitlands had designed them when they were alive. You are never gonna regret this! But hes my monster. What am I doing? GO AHEAD, MAKE MY MILLENNIUM After Adam and Barbara realize that Yup, thats the one. BEETLEJUICE: NO! To the dead. That said, there's no reason to believe anything that happens at the end of the film will make the Deetzes more likely to get their haunted tourist trap idea off the ground. (a beat.) A look of sheer delight comes across Lydia's face, NOTE: Delia and the guests are fully aware of their, Lydia excitedly looks around the room to see if she can, Now the song pauses Everyone tries to recover for a, As the tempo quickens, the guest/chorus is syncopated, crashes to its end. You were so desperate for somebody to love you that you act like a damn fool. OH GOD! LYDIA: It's like I told you, Dad: This house is haunted and the ghosts who live here want you out! Fun at parties! MAXIE DEAN: Chuck, you moron! LYDIA: My whole life is a dark room. JUNO: I shouldve guessed youd be mixed up in all of this! Yeah. God, why cant he just leave me alone? And so do I! Very good energy. Right now, just outside the walls of this house, nestled in the hatch back of my Toyota Prius, is a mysterious object of my own design. Whats a matter Chuck? $2.99. LYDIA: Hey Beetlejuice! Say Chuck, didnt you used to have a daughter? BUT NOTHING'S A CHORE WHEN YOU'RE RESTORING, APART FROM FRUSTRATION, PAIN, AND FINANCIAL DRAIN. God, youre a screw up! The forced wedding wasnt necessarily a new idea by any means. This is exciting! Not gonna do that. BEETLEJUICE: YES ADAM! CHARLES: Do you hear that, Delia? LYDIA: He doesnt see me either. I see you. I guess Ill just go. Did you think I wasnt coming back? BEETLEJUICE: Wait, wait, wait COME ON! Lydia, you are so weird. That was a disaster. C'MON, DROP YOUR PANTIES I'M TRYING TO FILL YA, WITH WISDOM AND SKILL AND THE INSTINCT TO KILL. (more chase.) BEETLEJUICE: Well then, go fuck yourself. I- Im your father. BEETLEJUICE: I mean you literally jumped into hell to get away from me. BARBARA: You seem like a normal girl to me. And there is a way. It's clear throughout the film that Betelgeuse occupies a special place in the land of the undead. They have given their precious time to decorate their house and make it their own, but Couple of five-star reviews. CHARLES: Maxie! ADAM: Again, we do not want to kill anyone! A memorable scene from the 1988 movie Beetlejuice with some significant changes from script to screen [screenplay by Michael I mean, real ghosts? Theyre queens! He was fast! Her stepmother Delia seems openly antagonistic to her, and her father Charles is basically an absent parent despite living in the same house as his daughter. Every bit of it. TELL MY STORYY! (a beat.) Lets find out! Except, this one year we tried to do a classic horror theme. Barbara, the pig! You dont like your dad, and I dont like my mom! Delia's designs are marked by sharp angles, bizarre structures, high-contrast colors, and a healthy dash of indoor plants. WebThe wedding brings Beetlejuice to life, allowing Lydia to kill him again. Heres help, heres you. Every dead person gets one, but since youre not actually dead, wanna see a sad puppet show? Well you got what you wanted, Dad. Fine, you wanna be together? youre getting really comfy with the whole being dead thing! LYDIA: Yeah. And Ill admit. Unless I am paid upfront in cash, and learned that the hard way. Did I hear the dinner bell? Youre leaving me? By Posted student houses falmouth 2021 In jw marriott panama concierge lounge ADAM: So, crazy story. Cmon. Thats great! Charles, too, has the beat -- The Ink Spots in his eyes. OTHO: Delia? aylesbury registry office wedding; uncle blue beyond scared straight dead; Financial Planning. BEETLEJUICE: THAT IS THE SOUND, OF CLEAN, WHITE, SHORTS TURNING BROWN, LYDIA: THE SOUND OF A SCREAM, IS MUSIC TO ME, A SOUND THAT SAYS FIFTEEN YEARS FULL-TIME THERAPY, BEETLEJUICE: TRAUMA AND FEAR, IT SINGS IN MY EAR, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE AROUND, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. YAAAH. DELIA: The b is silent, but it still stings. Setup: A couple of recently deceased ghosts contract the services of a bio-exorcist in order to remove the obnoxious new owners of their house. YEAH! LYDIA: I cant open it. endobj MAXINE: OH STOP! You old swaddler! <>/ExtGState<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text/ImageB/ImageC/ImageI] >>/MediaBox[ 0 0 612 792] /Contents 10 0 R/Group<>/Tabs/S/StructParents 1>> <>/Metadata 8096 0 R/ViewerPreferences 8097 0 R>> LYDIA: Does it say anything about summonings or seances? Now normally, I would use a plumbline for this, but Im not too shabby with a freehand. Oldest trick in the book! Ive never felt this before. I want you, Beetlejuice. DELIA: Lydia, I know that I am paid to care about you, but Id like us to be real friends! One of the most famous movies of the 1980s, Beetlejuice, is a classic American fantasy comedy released in 1988. BEETLEJUICE: AHH YOU FOOLED ME WITH LOVE! DELIA: I dont understand! We cant just stay in the attic! Oh you dont have a handbook? Theyre the real villains of this show. OTHO: Yes, (imitating DELIA) Woah! From the top of the house to the bottom. BEETLEJUICE Isnt this amazing? Register. BEETLEJUICE: Well then you have to learn how to scare them! By using our Services, you agree to our use of cookies. It was like the perfect dad joke! Eventually Skaaren's changes led to a variety of limbos appearing in the film, with the most iconic being the area around Saturn with its monstrous worms. CHARLES: Hey! The movie doesn't show much of what Betelgeuse gets up to when he hasn't been summoned, but considering his desperation to get the Maitlands to hire him earlier in the film, it's safe to assume he finds his daily life pretty boring. But we just have to hold onto each other and live through it. I thought she was talking about us. '1+fZA7AMQ.neN0.1($KKs*n~Y+flM8=& )4. hHNSL ADAM: I know! "YES I DO! Thats great! From beginning to end, "Beetlejuice" is packed with stunning imagery, but few of the movie's wild inventions stick out like the giant worms that roam the afterlife's limbo space. AHAHAHAHA SHUT UP! more, All Michael McDowell scripts | Michael McDowell Scripts, Submitted by acronimous on August 24, 2016. And you wont even say her name. Own that. (laughs) Hell do it. One of the most famous movies of the 1980s, Beetlejuice, is a classic American fantasy comedy released in 1988. BARBARA: THEN THERE'S THE WHOLE DARN ECONOMY, ADAM AND BARBARA: READY TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP. Im gonna find my mom! GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. Do you understand what Im proposing? LYDIA: Hey dad? Thats the problem! ADAM: Hang on. I mean you saw these schmucks up here. WebBeetlejuice Signed Film Movie Screenplay Script X4 Autograph Michael Keaton Alec Baldwin Geena Davis Winona Ryder signature classic 80's. I dont know what kind of game youre playing right now, but-. TELL MY STORYYYYYY! BEETLEJUICE: The people who bought your house! Mr. Juice, I respect your resistance and your Moxy. . And Id like us to be a family. Drink it, or throw it out! Its an enjoyable movie for any season. In the video, Baldwin recalls the one thing that gave him hope about the film was the performance of his co-star, Michael Keaton, whom he describes as a comedy That never happens. Uh, hey! Throughout "Beetlejuice" it's obvious that Lydia's relationship with her parents is strained at best. BARBARA: I know. I don't even like pottery! Mom!! CHARLES: Delia! Yes, its been very creepy. Where are you? All I have to do is convince Lydia to marry me. We used to make the haunted houses in the garage, but, in the summer so no one expected it. Im Barbara, this is Adam. CHARLES: My god, woman. Charles wants to find a place where he can escape the busy life of the city and finally get a chance to relax. LYDIA: The ghosts! This is gonna be great. But don't worry Bella, things are about to get interesting once you meet *him*. Script To Screen: Beetlejuice. Hey Lydia, check this out Dance break! (DELIA and CHARLES make out on the table.). LYDIA: What? Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual. Youre still breathing arent you?